{"id":1238,"date":"2013-12-17T18:21:00","date_gmt":"2013-12-18T02:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.colliertech.org\/cj\/?p=1238"},"modified":"2013-12-17T21:15:17","modified_gmt":"2013-12-18T05:15:17","slug":"i-am-a-millipede","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp.c9h.org\/cj\/?p=1238","title":{"rendered":"I am a millipede"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am a Millipede I am amazing
\nI command you to gaze upon my face
\nYou’ll never find someone charming as I am
\nI’m the swankiest bug out in space<\/p>\n

I’m a star I’m a god I’m a thing to behold
\nThere is none as resplendent as I
\nWith my sleek little legs and my three hundred eggs
\nof my majesty none can deny<\/p>\n

Because I am the millipede I am mysterious
\nWhen I vanish I never leave a trace<\/p>\n

You will not find a bug with such illusions
\nI’m a creature of fathomless grace<\/p>\n

(Background singers) <\/p>\n

Millipede meets allure
\nMillipede meets couture
\nMillipede meets grandeur
\nMillipede meets saviour
\nMillipede meets mature
\nMillipede meets so pure
\nMillipede meets the cure for all lesser breeds<\/p>\n

I am a millipede I am the champion
\nno one else in the universe keeps pace
\nYou’ll never find someone quite so enchanting
\nWhile I’m here there’s just no second place<\/p>\n

I’m an idol a King I’m an object of awe
\nThere is none quite so gleaming as I
\nI’ve got glamour to spare
\nYou are right when you stare
\nI’m the who, what, when, where, and the why
\n(Join me!)<\/p>\n

I am a millipede I am astounding
\nwisdom flows from my personage like lace
\nYou’ll never find someone darling as I am
\nI’m the swankiest
\nTutelary pest
\nCertainly best dressed
\nBug out in space!<\/p>\n\n

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