I wrote this in early December 2006 when I heard that dorkball was considering stretching our military to the breaking point by deploying more of our troops to do his nasty bidding. I thought I’d give him some time to re-consider before publishing it, however. He’s had enough time now. I vote for impeachment if he goes through with it.

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Damnit, dude.

George, I asked last year that you bring the troops home by Christmas.
Failing that, I asked that you bring them home before Christmas 2006.
Instead, you talk about sending 20,000 more of our brave and honorable
young men and women to fight your self-proclaimed "righteous" battle
against the differently-believing and differently-colored.  If you
don't turn things around immediately, I'm going to have to wear that
shirt to work.  You know which one I'm talking about.  Don't make me
do that.

Also, if you don't start acting nice with your neighbors, I'm going to
have to disseminate information to the world regarding what grand
daddy p did for the fourth crusade minus one.  That would be the one
before yours.  Let's not have a sequel, yes?

Clean up your act.

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